Yuppie Redneck
an individual in the midst of an identity crises due to redneck family origins vs. the yuppie culture and behavior that they are acclimated to.
Conversation between a yuppie redneck mother and son:
Mom: "Tucker, you need to get a job son! I can't continue to make the payments on your Z71."
Tucker: "You know I done had 5 heat strokes in the past 2 years, and I can't work outside no more."
Mom: "Well you drink enough Starbucks, why don't you get a job down there?"
Tucker: "I'd probably have to work Saturdays, and then I'd miss the tailgating parties at Tiger Stadium. I mean, I know I flunked out, but all my friends are down there - I belong at LSU!"
Mom: "I sure wish you had gone to law school, and you go into practice with your daddy. Then you could pay for your own pickup truck!"
Mom: "Tucker, you need to get a job son! I can't continue to make the payments on your Z71."
Tucker: "You know I done had 5 heat strokes in the past 2 years, and I can't work outside no more."
Mom: "Well you drink enough Starbucks, why don't you get a job down there?"
Tucker: "I'd probably have to work Saturdays, and then I'd miss the tailgating parties at Tiger Stadium. I mean, I know I flunked out, but all my friends are down there - I belong at LSU!"
Mom: "I sure wish you had gone to law school, and you go into practice with your daddy. Then you could pay for your own pickup truck!"
Yuppie Redneck by Yelbis August 3, 2011
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