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Yok master 

White guy with an obsession of yoks, Asian or dark-skinned women. Almost always seen with a difrent one. bus them shit with there parents money, sometimes but not always. Drives a shitty front wheel drive japaneese car with a spoiler on it.
Bro 1: "Did you see that yok master at school the other day? he had yum yum, suk mi and ping pang riding shot gun all in the same day in his gay Honda accord"

Bro 2: "Yeah what a queer! lets go chaw play some BP and then go fuck some white bitches! then go mob our new chevy pickups!"

Bro 1: "fuck yeah bah!"
Yok master by yeah dude sweet July 16, 2009

Yokemaster 

An extremely muscular or athletic person. Usually intimidating and tend to have tattoos from their jail stretches where they obtained such muscles or athleticism.
Tristan: I just saw the biggest yokemaster walking an english bulldog!

Saxon: Damn, was he tatted up?
Yokemaster by Yokemaster313 August 19, 2011

Yakmaster Classic 

To vomit, typically after heavy drinking. A portmanteau of the colloquial vomiting description "to yak" and the popular professional fishing tournament "Bassmaster Classic."
John: Dude, Kevin had way too much tonight...I think he's having a Yakmaster Classic in the bathroom right now.
Kevin: Just give me a couple minutes, I'll be fine! (pukes)
Yakmaster Classic by The Yak Master October 10, 2012

yakmaster 

A person whose mouth is so fine-tuned, they're given the title "yakmaster."
Dude: Susie wouldn't shut up last night at the party, her mouth 90 miles an hour until someone said, "would the yakmaster please shut the fuck up?"
yakmaster by ex_lax70 August 7, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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