A stripper's putrid smelling squish mitten that causes you to vomit the instant you catch a whiff. Abortion scars are a must. Bonus points for bruises and blown out O-rings.
"Last night at the titty club some filthy bitch came over waiving her Yakity Cat at me. I managed to plug my nose and run before I hurled in her hole."
"Andrew wasn't so lucky."
"Neither was she."
by hungbuffalo August 22, 2008
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