Woolies Bag

A person who strictly wears op shopped clothes and looks down upon those who don’t. As they walk by, you can hear the sounds of their carabiner held keys rattling together and hand crafted beers rolling around in their bag of choice: a reusable woolies bag.

Woolies Bag hotspots include:
- Vic on the Park
- Campo
- Local gigs that smell like jungle juice

This place is full of Woolies Bags, let’s get the fuck out of here!

Woolies Bag by Tray-Rack February 3, 2022

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Woolies Bag

A person who strolls the streets with a Woolies bag and a 6 pack of the cheapest beers a man can find. There typical night usually ends at the Vic or Campo where they are passed out begging for a stig of some sort.

Did you see that guy? He was such a woolies bag!

Woolies Bag by Gronicon December 19, 2021

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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