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Person who infests the Wooded Northern Tier of United States much like a wood tick.Closely related to a Hill Billy in mental capacity with a higher propensity for inbreeding.Some pilot huge 4 wheel drives with flags and guns bristling from them, riding around grooving on Elephant Shit.If they live way up nort it is difficult to discern the dialect from Cannucks
Stupid Wood hick votes republicunt and cuts his own throat! After tourist season all that's left is Wood Hicks and Skeeter Feeders.

He isn't a Wood Hick,He's a F.I.B or a Hollywood Lumberjack
by hatchetman1 July 13, 2011
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