Wolfpack Bowtie

You only eat bacon egg and cheese chicken biscuits and ghost peppers for 24 hours before a full moon. At the peak of the full moon, you bend over in front of your partner and poop as forcefully as you can aiming for their neck. The peppers cause you to howl. Your partner howls as the pepper poop burns them. You both howl together in unison.

Sarah has been an absolute gem all week. Its a full moon next week. I think Im going to give her my famous wolfpack bowtie and see if she's a keeper.

Wolfpack Bowtie by ImUrDarklarD May 27, 2016