A German cyborg built by hitler to trick and kill all the Jewish kids and rape the little boys until there penis's fall off then he cooks them and eats them!
Look at that person taking that kid into there van, there such a wilhelm sturm
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.