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pronounced Y.O.U.

--present tense:

1. You are (Why OU) and your consciousness wakes about the zombie apocalypse being over-rated and you wake up less afraid of the eternal gift of life than all the leaders of the world combined in a primordial soup of (just add psychopaths) water.

2. One who wakes to being a life form on a planet; and becomes conscious of the responsible role of a creating existence.

--past tense:

1. One who misses the role of an accountable life form on a planet; one or a group of inhuman beings who live and die playing the role of an un-accountable life form on a planet.

2. An inhuman being lost in a culture of fear, hatred, hunger, and consumption; often willing to die and/or kill to maintain a delusion that they are not programed to believe themselves free. Ultra-Nationalist, Racist, Sexist, Belonging to an organized faith that is manipulated and controlled by a ruling class, Fanatical religious follower, or psycopathic leader.

3. A soulless one with a mind divided about itself.
(present) Why OU wakes to a dream that puts all realities to shame.

(present) Why OU is giving a shout-out to all the Inter-dementional beings on the radio.

(past) A Why OU never wakes to a dream that puts all it's realities to shame. In fact Why OU would rather be a zombie, vampire, or an actualized pawn or leader in a corrupt capitalistic, communistic, socialistic, imperialistic, or tribal social structure than a human being on earth or off-planet.

(past) Once again, a Why OU (an embedded and paid faux/caller) called Rush Limbaugh's radio and TV show, and got on-air to praise the host for calling out the evil human life forms, as enemies of the state.
Why OU by The I Do Not Know Show October 27, 2014
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and why he ourple 😂 

michael afton's neighbours' reactions to his body rotting and gradually turning ourple day to day until he eventually dies
neighbour 1: guys i think something is wrong with michael
neighbour 2: and why he ourple 😂
and why he ourple 😂 by gurhrhggr February 17, 2022

Why I Ought To 

Boy, you've really done it this time. If you're searched up this term that means the old man's pissed and he ought to give you a good slugging. "Why I Ought To" is used in the darkest of times, and is usually a last-resort in situations like this. So, next time you hear this, alert the authorities or flee the scene at once, for your very life may hang in the balance.
*Boy spills milk all over the table*
Father: Ah! You've gone and done it this time, Mister! Why I Ought To . . .!
Why I Ought To by Meme_Dealer September 17, 2018

a good why-I-oughta 

a weak attempt at a threat or weightless approach of wimpyness..such as the 4th stooge, honorable mention.
Hey Moe, ask Shemp if I can have a nice knuckle sandwich or i might give him a good why-i-oughta.

why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself

Used generally as a method of dismissal.
Sally: "Hey 'sup dude what you up to?"
Bob: "Sally, Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?"

why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself? 

A deragotory question used to end a argument. Meaning to suggest that somebody leave the inside of a dwelling to go outside where he/she then hides in order to win in the game that nobody else will play in what the feel is a good hiding place and begins masturbating - by themself.
Hey, joe I really enjoyed this wonderful conversation on thermal dynamics, now why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself.

Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out! 

An idiom used to tell someone to get the fuck out.
Popularized by Doc, the old bar owner in The Boondock Saints, during the scene leading up to the bar fight with the Russian Mafia. Doc, who suffers from tourettes, commonly stutters and, therefore, mixes sayings (such as "People in glass houses sink ships"). Doc, who wants the Russian Mafia to gtfo, tells asks: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"

NOTE: In order to sound authentic the quote must me said in an Irish accent
Nic:"You're such a douchebag."
Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"
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