White Apology 

When a white person (usually unprompted) apologizes for the perceived culture of racism that prevails today. Not to be confused with making a heartfelt apology for an instance of racism.

White person- "Hey I saw you eating lunch over here and just felt compelled to tell you I am sorry for the prevailing culture of racism that has historically kept your people down and prevented you from being a self-actualizing human being."

Person of color- "Thank you?"

Later that day
Spouse of person of color- "how was your day?"

Person of color- "it was pretty good. I was late getting to work after lunch because of white apology again."

White Apology by Flippityfloo November 20, 2014

Whitepology

A Whitepology is the process by which a Caucasian excessively apologizes regardless of whether or not they are actually at fault. This phenomenon is most common in Caucasian women. It is often directed towards other races and sees its root in the Caucasian's need to act in a socially acceptable manner at all

Example of a Whitepology

Girl receives a baseball bat to the face "I'm so sorry, are you ok? Did you sprain your shoulder swinging? Did you hit me where you wanted to?

"You hit me when I was parked at a red light. But look, I totally apologize for providing you with the opportunity to hit something. Next time I'll be more considerate."

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Whitepology by Africanlegend October 21, 2009

apologetic pneumonia with a fractured ginglymus while at a dj listening to the beatles 

verbally long word

bro have you heard?
what?
apologetic pneumonia with a fractured ginglymus while at a dj listening to the beatles!!!
what the fuck are you talking about

apologetic pneumonia with a fractured ginglymus while at a dj listening to the beatles by morting April 9, 2025