Wheat Sheafing is a term used to secretly expressing that you are currently engaged in an act of sexuallity without the other person(s) involved knowing you are exposing your current situation.
It was derived from the Miller family traditions so that when a girl and boy like each other very much they would go and engage in sexual intercourse in the wheat fields so that their parents couldn't find them. So when people asked where they were going they would respond using the code word wheat sheef.
This was first established in the 1800s when Dusty Millers daughter Michelle Lyndsay Miller was at the age of 16 and was fancying a big time kanoodle with Master Billy Baker. As Michelle and Billy were running like the wind to the wheat field they bumped into her best friend Miss Anna Warburton, and the conv went as follows:
"weeeeeeeeeeeee ye olde flangeeeaty where are you to popping off to"
"erm me and Billy were just off wheat sheefing flangeat"
"ooooooo ;) no probs see u later"
And right then and there an easy anti cock block expression was formed.
It was derived from the Miller family traditions so that when a girl and boy like each other very much they would go and engage in sexual intercourse in the wheat fields so that their parents couldn't find them. So when people asked where they were going they would respond using the code word wheat sheef.
This was first established in the 1800s when Dusty Millers daughter Michelle Lyndsay Miller was at the age of 16 and was fancying a big time kanoodle with Master Billy Baker. As Michelle and Billy were running like the wind to the wheat field they bumped into her best friend Miss Anna Warburton, and the conv went as follows:
"weeeeeeeeeeeee ye olde flangeeeaty where are you to popping off to"
"erm me and Billy were just off wheat sheefing flangeat"
"ooooooo ;) no probs see u later"
And right then and there an easy anti cock block expression was formed.
Your banging getting your booty pounded and your best friend calls you cell phone... you answer (cock in vag) and say the 2 vital words "wheat sheef" and hang up, she gets the picture the guy has no idea what your on about u could use one of many excuses if he does question your wheat sheefing (a.k.a wheefing):
... it was a cross word answer
... private joke
... what flour to use in a seedy batch loaf
chances are he is to occpied to notice any way x
... it was a cross word answer
... private joke
... what flour to use in a seedy batch loaf
chances are he is to occpied to notice any way x
by flangeatey June 1, 2011
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The building itself is 18th century listed and is quite deceptive in it's size.
The pub is famous for it's wide selection of real ales and has built up a strong reputation for serving a very well kept pint. It is Cask Marque accredited and regularly appears in The Good Beer Guide.
A popular music venue too, The Wheatsheaf is renowned for it's jazz evenings which are held in the large and beautifully appointed back bar area; the acoustics in here really are second to none.
The building itself is 18th century listed and is quite deceptive in it's size.
The pub is famous for it's wide selection of real ales and has built up a strong reputation for serving a very well kept pint. It is Cask Marque accredited and regularly appears in The Good Beer Guide.
A popular music venue too, The Wheatsheaf is renowned for it's jazz evenings which are held in the large and beautifully appointed back bar area; the acoustics in here really are second to none.
Alex - Are you coming to the Wheatsheaf tonight?
Jez - Maybe, what's it like there?
Alex - It's great, it has front and back bar with a pool table and dart board and loads of random artifacts and best of all it serves 6X
Jez - 6X! I'll be there
Jez - Maybe, what's it like there?
Alex - It's great, it has front and back bar with a pool table and dart board and loads of random artifacts and best of all it serves 6X
Jez - 6X! I'll be there
by ctzn_erased April 19, 2009
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