Whale poo 

Not human poo or dog poo or heaven forbid horse poo, but a whole other level of disgusting poo. If different poo were levels of hell whale poo would be Satan's penthouse. Whale poo is so utterly disgusting that I can do it no complete justice in this definition

Person 1: You are just whale poo!
Person 2:*loud gasp*
Person 2:*calls the national guard*

Whale poo by Sickasfrick October 13, 2015

pool whale 

An overweight, female tourist (typically american) mostly located at hotel pools or landmarks. They are recognizable by their excessively large and colorful clothes. As soon as the pool whale reaches maturity, they receive extremely tiny backpacks (usually pink). It is important to mention that they cannot swim. Instead, they simply float around. Whilst in tourist mode, they like taking pictures with iPads.

"Dude check it! She doesn't even fit in her iPad selfie!

"Yeaaaah man! Total pool whale!"

pool whale by TheBoo's September 26, 2014

Poop Whale

When you drop a big load and it doesn't sink - a big part of it is out of the water like a whale (about a quarter), making it look like a whale.
It doesn't touch the sides of the toilet - just sits there.

I dropped two poop whales yesterday.

Poop Whale by Pope Pup August 3, 2009

Whole Pooping 

To have a massive poop.

"Shit man, that guy was whole pooping!"

Whole Pooping by Boopers February 23, 2014

The genius shits while the poor man sits.

When two people use the same thing differently often one using it normally and the other using it in a stupid manner.
(Shitting on a toilet vs using it as a chair)

Person A: "Did you see how Bob was using his paintbrush as a toilet brush?"
Person B: "The genius shits while the poor man sits."

The genius shits while the poor man sits. by sethsethsethseth July 30, 2026

poop while masturbating 

A spuce is masturbation while taking a shit.

Man, you ever poop while masturbating? Got water splashed on my balls, totally ruined my spuce.

poop while masturbating by TomatoKid November 17, 2013

im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn 

Every single comment on cursed videos

Guy: sees cursed video

*comments im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

*gets fame

im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020