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Wet Wanker

The act of Jizzing in the ear, like a Wet Willy, but literally.
Guy one: Ah, dude. I just gave that guy a Wet Wanker!

Guy two: You mean a Wet Willy?

Guy one: Nah.
by LootGoblinPenny December 12, 2016
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Webwanker

A guy who spends all his time playing online games in the dark with his trousers around his ankles, wondering what Lara Croft would look like with no clothes on.
Percy is such a webwanker, ive seen the stains on his keyboard.
by RichTbiscuits December 5, 2003
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Wet Wanker • Webwanker • wet • wet back • wet dream • wet willy • wet blanket • wet fart • wet pussy • wet noodle
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