After you get done fucking a nasty slut on a hot summer day and not washing your meat for 3 days, and they are all soggy and smell like old hoagies.
guy 1 - Dude why are you itchin ya dick so much, you got crabs or somethin?
guy 2 - Naw bro, i got a real bad case of wet pork.
guy 2 - Naw bro, i got a real bad case of wet pork.
by Odinox July 26, 2010
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Yo dude, did you check out the most recent Awful Squad? Anyway, I finally came out to my mom last night #wetpork #wheresthebeans #bananavore
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