Wet Pork 

After you get done fucking a nasty slut on a hot summer day and not washing your meat for 3 days, and they are all soggy and smell like old hoagies.

guy 1 - Dude why are you itchin ya dick so much, you got crabs or somethin?

guy 2 - Naw bro, i got a real bad case of wet pork.

Wet Pork by Odinox July 26, 2010

wet porkchop 

to remove a condom then put it back on and use it; sometimes even inbtween partners,; it is called a "wet porkchop" because the condom is filled with male fluids making his porkchop (penis) wet before intercourse.

I have sexual relations with so many women i have to wet porkchop some chicks, itjust makes sense.

wet porkchop by oliver klosoff December 27, 2010

wetpork

When you're cool enough to listen to Awful Squad and you want some secret recognition, you hashtag #wetpork.

Yo dude, did you check out the most recent Awful Squad? Anyway, I finally came out to my mom last night #wetpork #wheresthebeans #bananavore

wetpork by The Secret Final Bestie May 31, 2018