(n.) The
act of you licking a penis and then the
owner of the penis inserts it into your
ear. It's like a wet willy, but with a dick.
Person 1: "Dang, my ear hurts!"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "I have swimmers ear!"
Person 2: "But you
don't know how to swim!"
Person 1: "I know!
Peter gave me a Wet
Filly."