Weston, MA

Has a school with cool teachers

Weston, MA has cool teachers like Mr. Henry.

by afhsdkfhawuifsd October 29, 2020

Weston, MA

1. An isolated bubble of a town for rich white kids who wear white polo shirts with the collars popped, khaki pants, dockers, and a polo hat. No open house parties, everyone's first car is a BMW, there's a town pool but they'd all rather go to their country clubs, and instead of having a bunch of different cliques, there's just the preps and the nerds. Then there's approximately 5 people who don't belong in Weston at all, and actually have jobs because their parents won't pay for everything they want. People like this are considered to be complete losers in Weston, but actually have normal friends outside of Weston.

2. A place that I'm ashamed to live in. I can't stand the people here, my family's probably gonna be homeless cuz living here is so damn expensive, and everyone thinks I'm a complete dumbass cuz I don't plan on going to an Ivy when I graduate. The people here have no fucking idea what the real world is like, and no-one seems to understand that gangsta is NOT a fucking fashion statement. Also, almost none of the guys here ever get a girlfriend, cuz they won't settle for anything less than Megan Fox. This place SUCKS. DON'T come here!!! I'm moving out the moment I graduate.

3. A town that paid a homeless man to leave, because he was "ruining our town's image."

1. (reconstruction of an actual story, no joke)
Weston, MA mom: I don't like the way this microwave looks in our kitchen...the colors don't flow nicely.

Weston dad: Alright, I'll bring it to the dump and get a new one.

2. Hot chick: So are you from around here?

Me: Uh...yeah kinda...

Hot chick: ...?

Me: Um....Weston....

Hot chick: Oh. (gets up and leaves)

by llfortunatesondvll April 21, 2011

weston super mare

Another rhyming slang term for having a nightmere. A "Weston super mare" however, is used to define a troubling situation of significantly higher magnitude than your average "Tony Blair"
Weston-Super-Mare is also know as a shite seaside holiday town in the West of England.

"Mate, I'm having a Weston. The Mrs came around last night and found me in bed with her mum."

by Ginger Binger October 22, 2003

Weston-super-Mare

A small town, on the south-west coast of the UK, Which has a small beach which has black water.

Supposed tourist attraction, but theres nothing there except the black sea.

"Im going on holiday to Weston-super-Mare"

by cowwilly April 17, 2004

Madison and Weston

A very beautiful couple. They always love each other and would never give up on one another. They’re both amazing in bed with each other.

Person 1- hey, here comes Madison and Weston.
Person 2-damn! They’re such a perfect couple.

by The man ninja March 7, 2019

Weston Super Mare

An absolutely useless pile of crud which was layered over in concrete then passed off as wasteland. And, my, what poor wasteland it was!

"Man, I went down to Weston Super Mare and got 152 needles in me feet" - Somebody who walked on Weston's beach

by RocketMBA February 5, 2004

weston super mare

a seaside town full of 13 year old smokers and drug addicts, a lot of nonces and 26 year old prostitutes on benefits living in the bournville, weston is divided into a few ends (you could call them that) the main ones being: worle ,weston village ,milton ,west wick , st. george’s , locking ,locking parklands , town , bournville,the coronation ,uphill and old mixton .

friend 1: i’m going to weston super mare today

friend 2: ew i hope you come out alive

friend 1 : i will bring my shank out just in case

Friend 2 : ofc you don’t want to get sparked by a bournviller

by coolboY121 November 3, 2019