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Wanky Bum Poke 

Similar in style to a Pokey Bum Wank, only with less ferocity. More for the casual opportunist than than the full blown sexual misfit. Usually using only one digit.
Hey, i heard that Ghandi was photographed having a pokey bum wank last night? Na....it was just a quick wanky bum poke, he was in a hurry
Wanky Bum Poke by The Lo-Brary December 16, 2008
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Chokey pokey bum wank

Self masterbation (usually male) performed simultaniously whilst inserting a finger into the anus and asphixiating ones self, but not beyond the point of passing out. Only enough to reduce the amount of blood flow to the brain so that it is directed towards the penis for a more intense wank.
Tying a belt or a tie to a hook or bar and then putting it around your neck , lean into it to reduce circulation to the head, shove a finger up your butt and away you go, thats having a chokey pokey bum wank!
Chokey pokey bum wank by swordy January 17, 2013

pokey bum wank 

To furiously prod ones self in the anus with one finger whilst masturbationg visciously at the same time
Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?
pokey bum wank by Dave September 16, 2003

Pokey-bum-wank

One who stimulates/fingers their bottom hole whilst masturbating.
Jack got so turned on by “Transsexual Heartbreakers Vol 2” he had to drop his trousers and have a pokey bum wank.
Pokey-bum-wank by MisterLee October 7, 2003

pokey bum wank 

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating, to increase pleasure
" I'm for a pokey bum wank tonight "
pokey bum wank by ayrshire pedro October 24, 2008

pokey bum wank 

One who pleasures themselves with fingers up the rectum, while masterbating vigorously.
What is John up to tonight?

He is having a night to himself tonight, so he said he was going to have a pokey bum wank.
pokey bum wank by Daneye0113 January 6, 2010

Pokey Bum Wank 

The art of inserting one's finger in and out of one's nought(anus) rapidly during masturbation. niiiiice.
Dyl regularly enjoyed a pokey bum wank while watching youPorn after work.
Pokey Bum Wank by PokeyMassiv March 1, 2009
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