Wankling

Verb. To furiously beat off the male member between a chubby pair of ankles. See also “Ankwank”.

Man, Amy’s fat ankles got me so hard... I was wankling off between them ‘til I spuzzed my load.

by Jimi Da Peach July 31, 2020

Mayfair wankpit

A restaurant in central London that looks to provide obsequious, over-bearing service and second rate food at prices that only expense account carrying bankers can afford.

Only a banker of Giles' ludicrous lack of taste would choose a Mayfair Wankpit like this.

by stanleybalds September 22, 2012

Wankit

A person of the wanking variety. Usually wanking when they should be doing something else, probably more productive.

Often associated with someone who is always late.

James: Where is he?
Alex: Dunno, wanking probably...
James: Bloody Wankit!

by RushilsMum July 20, 2010

Wankling

A young wanker.

"One day you will be a wanker, young wankling."

by Little Lord WTF? November 18, 2013

wankelitis

A phychological condition rendering the victim unable to purchase a vehicle not powered by a Rotary engine. Many people with Wankelitis are Mazda fans. Severe cases may cause ranting on the ininefficiencies of the 4-Stroke Engine.

Because of my Wankelitis, I'm buying a Mazda RX-7 FD.

by James Hacklander July 28, 2008

Wanklife

An affectionate nickname for the popular yet deeply nauseating bunch of twats also known as Westlife.

Westlife?...ohhh, you mean Wanklife!

by vaiz December 14, 2008

wanklette

Diminutive for wanker.

William King (aka kingwilly) is a wanker, but as I refrain from using such harsh words, I describe him as a wanklette as he stole my word "wanklette" and is touting it as his own creation on Urban Dictionary.

by Jet Gorgon March 29, 2008