"How's your new man going honey?"

"Great - the only problem is that he's very inexperienced in bed - he never makes me come."

"Gee that must be frustrating , how do you cope honey?"

"I wait till he falls asleep and then have a quiet wanklit. Did you and Dad have the same problem when you started seeing each other?"

"No honey, your Dad had a lot of experience and he always took care of me before he reached the finish line. Most of my former boyfriends seemed to think my clit was at the back of my throat!"

"Hey Mom, quit it - too much information!"

"Sorry honey!"