A guy in a (usually) small car, who drives on free ways wanking (Masturbating) while he's driving
British guy 1: "Look at that cheeky bastard fappin while ees drivin"

British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"
by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020
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