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A wandering hero is a sexual deviant that explores uncharted vaginal crevices with his penis. A wandering hero prefers only the purest of virgins, but during desperate times, anyone will suffice. As part of the hero's code of conduct, he always treats the fair maiden with an expensive lobster dinner.
Jason: Hey man, I hear Andrew's been fucking every virgin on campus.

Oren: The wandering hero stands ever vigilant, delivering a hot-dicking to those in need.
by The Hungarian T-Bird December 05, 2011
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