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A walrus is a figurative expression for a man who is warm, playful & generally generous. If his buttons are pushed then he will quickly become barbarous and ruthless for he fights for what he believes in. A chuckle from a walrus is so rare and is nearly impossible to witness but if you do then give yourself a pat on the back. Walrus's with-out-a-doubt enjoy indulging in the finer things in life. They are complete GLUTTONS. GOBBLE GOBBLE. it can be endearing and entertaining to some extent. Some of their favorite things to indulge in aside from the vast array of foods are sleep, gaming, & sex. They also like to smother and smothering is what they do best. They produce more heat then any piece of fire wood you could ever find. Love a walrus and they will smother you with the right amount of love back.
by fiercetigeress February 13, 2014
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