Wallow Day

Few days after a relationship breaking apart. A male or female (more generally the female) will sit inside and watch sad movies, and eat bad food to make themselves feel better. This usually has a negative affect and does not solve any feelings about the other person on why they feel like they do. During Wallow Day it is good to spend time with people who truly matter.

Her boyfriend just broke up with her for no reason, so were having a Wallow Day to make her feel better.

Wallow Day by Bestoffriends May 27, 2009

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Willow Day

This is the day we celebrate all the Willows, Wilows, Wyllows and Wylows out there! It’s on the 25th of April every year and we all celebrate by giving them a huge hug. We thank them for being their self and always being there when we need them.

WE LOVE YOU WILLOWS/WILOWS/WYLLOWS/WYLOWS

Friend: hey Willow, it’s 25th of April, you know what that means!!!!
All Friends of Willow: HAPPY WILLOW DAY! WE LOVE YOU WILLOW!!!
Willow: aww, you guys are the best!

Willow Day by Unknown Birb September 8, 2020

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Willow Hate Day

On October 24, it is Willow Hate Day.

It’s Willow Hate day!! Let’s say she’s a bitch!

Willow Hate Day by shushie slushie October 24, 2022

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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