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Wall Street Bet 

A wall street bet is when you leverage an asset to its maximum, and so risk losing everything on a very small move against you, but thereby gain the possibility of massive returns should you get your way.
Q: "Did Sam really tell his wife he would leave her unless she arranged a threesome for them on craigslist?"
A: "Yeah, it was a Wall Street Bet, but it paid off ! She was into it, and now he has sex parties every weekend with his hotwife and the local nymphs. And they've never been happier together!"
Wall Street Bet by some.hoser January 26, 2016
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r/WallStreetBets

A subreddit that caused the explosion in value of gamestop shortly after lots of hedge funds started to Short Gamestop
r/WallStreetBets is why reddit is now famous for exploding gamestops value, Also, if you even say their character is donald trump 10 people will immediately begin to hunt you.

WallStreetBets 

A retarded subreddit making crap examples on what to "YOLO" on. People losing millions, while others make their $2.32.
$GME TO THE MOON, WALLSTREETBETS ON TOP

WallStreetBets made me lose 72 dollars. I'm done. Bye.
WallStreetBets by unquiet_ February 9, 2021

r/wallstreetbets

A subreddit filled with self-proclaimed retards and degenerates who managed to drain the money reserves of big hedge fund at the end of January 2021. Uses the robinhood app to trade and uses their own homegrown money-losing tactic called the yolo strat.
some dude: yo GameStop stocks are rising, pog.
some redditor: r/wallstreetbets go yeet lmao. very wholesome 100 keanu reeves big chungus.
big hedge funds: *fricking dies*

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026