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Wal-Marting

The act of entering a Wal-mart between the hours of 11PM-5AM not to purchase any items, but to solely observe and/or record the actions and behaviors of the middle to lower class late night shoppers. Usually done for entertainment purposes or internet documentation. Act upon with caution, for the consequences of this action may result in one or many of these symptoms: Life-long emotional or physical scarring, Diabetes, Upset Stomach, Violent eruption of bowels, or lose of friends.
"Dude! Let's go Wal-Marting!"
"Naw man, everyone seems to have some weird leg disease"
Wal-Marting by CVRTProductions July 31, 2011

Wal-Marting

John: What are you doing later?
Jane: I'm Wal-Marting for some towels.
John: Mind if I join?
Wal-Marting by cookiemaker5000 August 5, 2011

Wal-martitis 

The delusion that prices never go up.
Mom was shocked at how much I paid for this sweater. I swear, she has wal-martitis!

Wal-Martinez

Juan: Want to cross over into Texas?
Pedro: Can't. Have to take my seeester to Wal-Martinez for some shopping.
Wal-Martinez by archimedest September 11, 2006

Wal-Marting

"Hey, wanna go Wal-Marting later?"

"Sure!"
Wal-Marting by Blue Fox March 29, 2008

Wal-Marting

I need to go Wal-Marting and get some things.
Wal-Marting by New English December 20, 2008