Skip to main content
the act of attempting to grandstand another when not all appropriate for the situation.
me: check out these tomatoes i grew organically in my backyard.
you: hah.. that's nothing. the other day this bobcat tried to attack me and my family so i hopped in my mustang fastback and raced him in a quarter mile. let's just say he won't be messing with me anytime soon. man, did i ever tell you about the time angelina jolie took a shit at my house?
me: dude, why are you valving me?
valving by 1strule May 13, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
VOLVing: used on the street as a defining word for a "bumping" or "kick-ass" party.

Can also be considered as a dance move or state of mind
Man I am Volving so hard right now!

This party is volving!
Volving by crawfr3 September 12, 2011
Related Words
Velvina • Velina • Velvis • valving • Veldin • Velinda • velmin • Veloing • veltin • Velvixia

Steam Valving 

An extremely difficult sex act in which both partners mutually climax and mutually expel flatulence during the 69 sexual position.
Too much Taco Bell leads to some sloppy steam valving.

Velvizza 

Pizza with provel, which seems endemic to St. Louis, thank god. A blend that for some reason supplants mozzarella, provel often gives an orange-and-white topping that is redolent of Velveeta in both look, taste(less), and texture.
To waiter: "Skip the provel and bring on the REAL cheese, my good man. We're in no mood for Velvizza, and there's no reason for you to die tonight."
Velvizza by The Mikado, et al. October 3, 2008
Not a regular female that you know. Unique, fiercely loyal and most important S-E-X-Y.

This women makes you forget about your world and you will only lives in hers.

Not only she is humorous, she is extremely attractive and out of this world.

the name itself means a gift of god.
You're a Veline. Aka a Gift of god

Kiddo: "Mum, what present did you gotten me ?"

Mum replies: "Veline"
Kiddo: "kid, jumps up and down and screams for joy, i got a Veline"
Veline by XendearPailoerYager312 March 10, 2021

Noragall/Velvent 

Noragall/Velvent is an "oc" that usually spends a year obsessing over one character, then spends the next year doing the same to another fictional character, but in a different appearance. ((For example, it will completely redesign itself (maybe to a furry) to fit into another fandom.)) Will ship itself with a canon character, without taking notice that its a disgrace to do so.
Lies to others, is disrespectful, but expects everyone else to be kind to them.
Thinks that they're interesting, but they're not.
"Noragall/Velvent is such a poser.."

Velvixia 

A relatively large, well-organized troll group formed on Google Plus. Their general targets are typically fandom groups, anti-troll groups like tpng and other troll groups that they see as competition. They raid innocent communities, harass and dox innocent people, and turn Google Plus into a general shithole all in the name of fun. The majority of members are idiotic (even the leaders agree) and usually will make posts in the "targets" section of their public community saying something along the lines of "HEY GUYZ WANNA COME N HELP ME RAID DIS 50 MEMBER ANYONE CAN JOIN COMMUNITY?????", never actually contributing to Velvixia. Essentially, the only respectable members are the leaders, who are actually decent people once you get to know them. Interestingly, they have a training branch, where you can learn to dox people if you're trusted, however you can literally Google how to do it and find their exact method. They depend on Grabify links and phone books, as well as social engineering. Script kiddies at their finest.
Person 1: My communty is being targeted by Velvixia!
Person 2: Relax, they can't do shit if you use a VPN, don't promote any more people to moderator, and turn on the "ask to join" option. Basic security stuff.
Velvixia by a flying mumgay February 13, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
Next