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Used to describe a person who has a wide range of ideas on a subject, but chooses to voice funny, extreme, sexual or just plain inappropriate ideas - normally with the intent of being rare (def 3.)

Plural, 'Variety Boxes' used to describe a group of the aforementioned persons.
'Awwww nuts, we missed our train again.'
'We could always fly...'
'For fucks sake Ben, you're such a variety box sometimes...'

'Whos rare (def 3.) idea was it to buy an inflatable sheep for my birthday?'
'All of ours!'
'You're all a bunch of variety boxes, I mean it!'

by Bezzo December 18, 2007
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