Valary DiBenedetto

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Valary Renee DiBenedetto is the gorgeous and talented girlfriend of Matt Shadows(Avenged Sevenfold). She has a twin named Michelle Louise who is dating Avenged Sevenfold's amazing guitarist, Synyster Gates. Val was formerly A7X's tour manager until they signed with Warner Brothers. Val and Matt have been dating for reportedly 13 years and also are said to both wear promise rings. She was given the nickname 'Screaming Demon Girl' after she performed the additional screams on 'The Art of Subconscious Illusion' which was on Avenged Sevenfold's first album, "Sounding the Seventh Trumpet". Val is currently attending college for acting and modeling, with experience in both categories as she has modeled for clothing lines and has a small role in a movie called "Erased". She has a great sense of humor and a kind heart. No one can take her place so all you little slutty fans, don't even try!

Valary DiBenedetto and Matt Sanders are one gorgeous couple!

Valary DiBenedetto by KTREX May 22, 2007

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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

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Witch Bath

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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