Facebook Vaguerism

Saying something vague on Facebook for attention. It's basically to get people to comment on your status or ask what's wrong. That's why it's a very attention whore like activity. However sometimes vaguerisms can indicate that they're posting about some one on their friends list and don't want to be obvious.

Susan Posts: Sometimes I just don't know anymore
Good Friend Posts: what's wrong/what happened.
Cynical Friend Posts: just say what's up this is such a Facebook Vaguerism!

Not limited to simple status, it can also involve hateful/depressed lyrics.

Susan Posts: I believe that lovers should be tied together thrown into the ocean on the worst of weather.
Good Friend: omg what happened?
Cynical Friend: Cut the Vaguerisms! just tell us what's up instead of posting some dumb sh*t on facebook.

Susan Posts: Have another drink and drive yourself home. I hope there's ice on all the roads... and you can think of me when you forget your seat belt.
Dumb Friend: Omg I love Brand New!
Good Friend: Who could you possibly hate this much? Please call me.

by RedPolkadot November 8, 2010

vaguety

Vague meets ambiguity meets vacuity. A term to describe a thing or group of things devoid of specifics.

My apologies for the vaguety, I was speaking of the NATO type countries, not the entire world.

by usenet*slut September 10, 2004

vaguerant

adjective: Unclear status messages, updates or comments written for the sole purpose of attracting the pity, support, and/or attention of others. Also see: vaguerancy.

Vaguerant comments include:

punctuation-only status messages ("!!!", "???", and ellipses), acronym-only status messages ("OMG", "WTF"),

and any other incomplete, unclear, incendiary or melancholic phrases that would require someone else to a. ask several follow-up questions in order to extract meaning or b. defend or clarify a point c. express sympathy.

by SingletonGlo12.08.10 December 9, 2010

vaguer

The effecienter form of the phrase, "more vague."

The vaguer the better.

by RBMcK82 May 7, 2009

Vagery

Everything associated with vaginas such as tampons; vaginal sex; giving birth; etc...

"Oh look, there's a new vagery department at Boot's, they sell things such as feminax and tampons."

"Excuse me could you point me to the vagery section"?
- "Of course madam, just this way"

"Yes, I will let you and your boyfriend stay round for a few nights, but I shan't accept any vagery in these premises!"

Women bleeding once a month is a load of vagery!

*Walks into a strip club*- "WHAT IS THIS VAGERY?"

by abdyr June 25, 2014

vaguey

Tramp. Abbreviation of vagrant. Popularised at St Margarets High School, circa 1988. Can be suffixed with tramp to emphasise the depth of vague'iess. Describes an individual with poor hygeine and desperately worn attire. Also see pov.

"Whinhall wans are aw' vageuey's"...... "what would you know, ya vaguey tramp"

by VInny Rodgers October 15, 2006

vaguety

a nebulous state of affair(s), conjoining in an indeterminant fashion

the vaguety with which we doggeralize the words we use to simtify Our existence could not be farther from "the Truth'

by TimsterFin January 1, 2006