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1.)when a male is convinced that his weasel is the essence of perfection and can do no wrong, dominating all
with his tremendous schlong and bears a striking resemblince to vin diesel.

2.)A Weight lifting,Wild and wooly Penis, with the constant desire to be free..
To strike out on it's own and ruin many women's hopes and dreams with promises of many nights of lust,but after only minutes squirting strongly in their eyes.

3.) One's own "Precious" His Penis, A.K.A Weasel or Cock.
Man last night my Vin weasel jumped out of my pants and took off to conquer the hookers down on tacoma ave and make them succumb to its hardcore action figure like man helmet, and then do its bidding !!!!
by squirt donkeys December 23, 2006
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