Useless Shit

A word posted on UrbanDictionary with the definition "Can mean whatever you want it to mean"

Shirk

Shirk can mean whatever you want it to mean. It works in any situation. I'm a shirking dipshit.

Useless Shit by |< /-\ /\/ 3 P |-| /\ /\/ November 1, 2004

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useless sack of shit

someone or thing that does nothing all day.

Chilichunk is a "useless sack of shit". He sits around all day and does nothing.

useless sack of shit by Chilichunk November 30, 2017

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useless orange bag of shit

Phrase attributed to the 45th president of the United States. From the Gaelic "ablach buidhearg gun fheum" for Orange Fucktard. Literal translation "a hunk of redyellow crap without use"

President Windmills Give You Cancer is the ultimate useless orange bag of shit -- how did he ever get elected?

useless orange bag of shit by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022

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Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

Something that Gordon Ramsay says when he's out of insults

Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

-Gordon Ramsay

Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you? by HelloThisIsMeAndIamBoredasHell March 14, 2022

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shitty and useless

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shitty and useless by QwertyManWasTaken August 12, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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