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Unlock Reality 

A term used when someone says something deep or wise. Derived from the underground text called Unlock Reality, which claims to explain the Construction of the Universe in terms that anyone can understand, and is being shared round the world using bookcrossing.
Someone says "we need more love in this world"
the reply is, "hey you Unlock Reality man.
Unlock Reality by Tmonome September 18, 2008
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Unlock Reality 

A manuscript which explains the Construction of the Universe in simple terms that anyone can understand. Some claim it is an urban myth while others claim to have read it.
There follow some points about it:

Point One:
Unlock Reality is a book in manuscript form that is just over 100 pages long.

Point Two:
It does not have an author listed though it is widely rumoured that five main people are involved with its production. Two are reported to be Monks of some sort, one a Metaphysics Professor working in a British University and two other gifted people with no specific qualifications.

Point Three:
Unlock Reality has been briefly descried as “one of the most unusual publications on the planet, with the potential to produce a shift in perception that could change the course of history and guarantee the survival of the human race

Point Four:
It is being prepared for world release by a group called I.S.D.T. and there is also a group trying to prevent it getting out who go by the name of The Brotherhood of the Eternal Light.

Point Five:
Those preparing it for world release have been affected strangely and been inspired to follow childhood dreams. This is sometimes referred to as the UR effect. These include going to the Himalayas, taking up skydiving, starting websites of which there are hundreds and writung poetry.

Point Six:
All those concerned with proof reading and the production have had to sign confidentiality contracts. In addition all copies request that readers do not quote or copy from it so no quotes have appeared anywhere.

Point Seven:
50 copies were released via Bookcrossing.

Point Eight:
Many people are involved in an international treasure hunt for the 50 copies.

Point Nine:
There is a project to place copies permanently in key locations around the world, including the Grand Canyon, and Tower Bridge. There is meant to be a copy being held by Tibetan Monks for safekeeping and the Dalai Lama was recently presented with a copy as was the Archbishop of Canterbury.

Point Ten:
There is quite a storm over whether or not Unlock Reality is real or not; ironic for something that has sparked much debate over the nature of reality.
Unlock Reality by Tmonome September 19, 2008

UR is Unlock Reality 

UR is the abbreviation for Unlock Reality a term derived from the Unlock Reality Manuscript text being shared round the world via bookcrossing. It is also the source of the UR-Effect and the Pre-UR-Effect.
When asking what is UR, the best answer would be, UR is Unlock Reality.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
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