A member of the Random Crap Crew skilled in the arts of mauling people with a pick axe. Sometimes refered to as a curly haired undersexed demon. One of an elite few that stand against poser computer nerds in the war for internet supremacy.
Underwoo along with Starblazer, Sandstorm, and the rest of the Random Crap Crew have twarted the attempts of Vasco Ignus to promote his ultra gay forums from poisoning the youth of America.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods