Undertow Overflow 

The act of suctioning one’s overactive saliva production, undertow and under tongue. Look out world! Through the teeth; here it comes - an annoying resonance of fingernails on a chalkboard or scrubbing bumbles spinning down the drain, typically, breathed breath back for pronounced effect before laughing at one’s own lame joke.

I got pigeonholed by one of John’s murderous monologues and almost drowned in his undertow overflow pulling me into one lame joke after another, ad nauseum. Luckily, I feigned diarrhea and darted the bathroom.

Undertow Overflow by Dean Barbella May 19, 2008