Uber Gnarly Noob
When playing an online multiplayer game, a guy / girl whos very new to the game starts killing his own team mates & acting like a very idiotic noob, not really having a clue what to acheive within the game and using annoying voice masking over thier mic.
*noob joins in near end of game* -
SCORE: Red=39 kills | Blue= 35 Kills |
(40 kills to win the round)
DAVE:
"Hi welcome to our team death match game, we only need 1 more kill to win the round, so go get shooting!"
Uber Gnarly Noob:
"bllaarrggh vvvvvwommm petishhhhh gloaarrhh"
*Uber Gnarly Noob throws frag grenade into team and kills 5 team mates*
DAVE:
"WTF ARE YOU DOING? DAMN UBER GNARLY NOOB! GTFO MY GAME!"
NEW SCORE: Red= -5 kills | Blue= 39 Kills |
*Dave kicks, bans and spreads the word about the Uber Gnarly Noob*
SCORE: Red=39 kills | Blue= 35 Kills |
(40 kills to win the round)
DAVE:
"Hi welcome to our team death match game, we only need 1 more kill to win the round, so go get shooting!"
Uber Gnarly Noob:
"bllaarrggh vvvvvwommm petishhhhh gloaarrhh"
*Uber Gnarly Noob throws frag grenade into team and kills 5 team mates*
DAVE:
"WTF ARE YOU DOING? DAMN UBER GNARLY NOOB! GTFO MY GAME!"
NEW SCORE: Red= -5 kills | Blue= 39 Kills |
*Dave kicks, bans and spreads the word about the Uber Gnarly Noob*
Uber Gnarly Noob by GBX March 26, 2008
Related Words
Uber Gnar • Uber Gnarly Noob • uber • Uber Micro • uber-cool • uber geek • uber n00b • Uber Man • Uber Eats • Über 1337
chud run
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flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
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A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
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