Uber Gnarly Noob
When playing an online multiplayer game, a guy / girl whos very new to the game starts killing his own team mates & acting like a very idiotic noob, not really having a clue what to acheive within the game and using annoying voice masking over thier mic.
*noob joins in near end of game* -
SCORE: Red=39 kills | Blue= 35 Kills |
(40 kills to win the round)
DAVE:
"Hi welcome to our team death match game, we only need 1 more kill to win the round, so go get shooting!"
Uber Gnarly Noob:
"bllaarrggh vvvvvwommm petishhhhh gloaarrhh"
*Uber Gnarly Noob throws frag grenade into team and kills 5 team mates*
DAVE:
"WTF ARE YOU DOING? DAMN UBER GNARLY NOOB! GTFO MY GAME!"
NEW SCORE: Red= -5 kills | Blue= 39 Kills |
*Dave kicks, bans and spreads the word about the Uber Gnarly Noob*
SCORE: Red=39 kills | Blue= 35 Kills |
(40 kills to win the round)
DAVE:
"Hi welcome to our team death match game, we only need 1 more kill to win the round, so go get shooting!"
Uber Gnarly Noob:
"bllaarrggh vvvvvwommm petishhhhh gloaarrhh"
*Uber Gnarly Noob throws frag grenade into team and kills 5 team mates*
DAVE:
"WTF ARE YOU DOING? DAMN UBER GNARLY NOOB! GTFO MY GAME!"
NEW SCORE: Red= -5 kills | Blue= 39 Kills |
*Dave kicks, bans and spreads the word about the Uber Gnarly Noob*
Uber Gnarly Noob by GBX March 26, 2008
Related Words
Uber Gnar • Uber Gnarly Noob • uber • Uber Micro • uber-cool • uber geek • uber n00b • Uber Man • Uber Eats • Über 1337
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