Twinkle D

a very small and poorly rolled joint or blunt. Usually rolled by a drunk 'bro' at a party and usually only takes 4 hits to kill it. Rolled with as little 'substance' as possible to ensure only the bro and his bro friends get high.

drunk bro: "right after these two shots ima roll the fattest twinkle d u ever seent!!"
*by the time you see the 'twinkle d' it is a resin covered roach*

by therealbluntsmoker August 23, 2011

Twinkle Daddies

Those emo-ish bands with the twinkly guitars and the hoarse vocals. Twinkle daddies.

Examples:
CSTVT, Midwest Pen Pals, Algernon Cadwallader, TWIABP, Merchant Ships, etc.

You oughta listen to Malegoat. They're the raddest twinkle daddies in all of Japan.

by nightlifecommando November 28, 2011

Twinkle Dicks

The act of placing emptied twinkies onto two peoples' dicks. The people must then masturbate each other in order to fill up said twinkies. The twinkies can be chosen to eat later.

As a sexual request: "Hey, your cute, want ta go Twinkle Dicks?"

As an insult: "Fuck i died again! Those two guys can go twinkle dicks!"

by Xackattack November 15, 2014

Twinkle Douche

a douchebag/jerk that likes to sugar coat everything & make it sparkle.

Jess is a twinkle douche for stealing her best girl's man.

by BBYCAKES617 August 24, 2011

Twinkle Douche

Someone who is lower on the high school food chain and gets picked on by the basketball team.
Heard in the movie 17 Again.

Nerd sitting alone at the table
Jock: Hey Twinkle Douche!
*Throws basketball at nerd's head.*

by ZacEffron'sGirlfriend April 14, 2009

Twinkle Dick

As in you got some glitter on your dick from all those fairies you've been fucking.

He's such a twinkle dick he wore a boa to the club.

by Jersey67 August 3, 2010

twinkle dick

a small dick dumbass dude that did or does somthing stupid that is of no consequence like garret

Gfutch is such a fucking twinkle dick, cause he walked to town, like Forest Gump instead of riding the bus.

by david p January 21, 2009