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Twinkle D 

a very small and poorly rolled joint or blunt. Usually rolled by a drunk 'bro' at a party and usually only takes 4 hits to kill it. Rolled with as little 'substance' as possible to ensure only the bro and his bro friends get high.
drunk bro: "right after these two shots ima roll the fattest twinkle d u ever seent!!"
*by the time you see the 'twinkle d' it is a resin covered roach*
Twinkle D by therealbluntsmoker August 23, 2011
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Twinkle Daddies 

Those emo-ish bands with the twinkly guitars and the hoarse vocals. Twinkle daddies.

Examples:
CSTVT, Midwest Pen Pals, Algernon Cadwallader, TWIABP, Merchant Ships, etc.
You oughta listen to Malegoat. They're the raddest twinkle daddies in all of Japan.
Twinkle Daddies by nightlifecommando November 28, 2011

Twinkle Dicks 

The act of placing emptied twinkies onto two peoples' dicks. The people must then masturbate each other in order to fill up said twinkies. The twinkies can be chosen to eat later.
As a sexual request: "Hey, your cute, want ta go Twinkle Dicks?"

As an insult: "Fuck i died again! Those two guys can go twinkle dicks!"
Twinkle Dicks by Xackattack November 15, 2014

Twinkle Douche 

a douchebag/jerk that likes to sugar coat everything & make it sparkle.
Jess is a twinkle douche for stealing her best girl's man.
Twinkle Douche by BBYCAKES617 August 24, 2011

Twinkle Douche 

Someone who is lower on the high school food chain and gets picked on by the basketball team.
Heard in the movie 17 Again.
Nerd sitting alone at the table
Jock: Hey Twinkle Douche!
*Throws basketball at nerd's head.*

Twinkle Dick 

As in you got some glitter on your dick from all those fairies you've been fucking.
He's such a twinkle dick he wore a boa to the club.
Twinkle Dick by Jersey67 August 3, 2010

twinkle dick 

a small dick dumbass dude that did or does somthing stupid that is of no consequence like garret
Gfutch is such a fucking twinkle dick, cause he walked to town, like Forest Gump instead of riding the bus.
twinkle dick by david p January 21, 2009
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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