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Tumwater High School 

A slightly conservative school with a mostly white population. Among the usual groups of preps, emos, jocks, etc. there is also rednecks, so that is unique. Less drugs/crimes/fights then most high schools. chewing tabaco is left in the drinking fountains all of the time though. an ok party life. academics are good. spirit assemblies happen almost every week, so that can get very annoying. school spirit is stressed in this school. also, for some reason, there is a very good sense of humor in this school.
"how about lets go to dairy queen or something because i don't want to go to another tumwater high school assembly, holy shit"

"yeah tumwater high school! yeah tbirds!"

"i am 6 chapters behind in ap world history for the exam in may because of all of these assemblies in tumwater high school that shorten the class times"

"fuck this assembly, i'm leaving tumwater high school to go home"

"hey a redneck at tumwater high school"
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Tumwater High School 

High School in Tumwater, Washington, much more white and redneck than any surrounding schools in the Olympia area. Most kids are bitchy about masks and drive around with trump and thin blue line flags. Arts programs are horrible, sports are great. Academics are about on par.
Oh, you go to Tumwater High School, so are you a stoner then?

You headed to the Tumwater High School football game this Friday?

I heard some redneck dipshit over at Tumwater High School said some really racist stuff last week.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026