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Tumwater High School 

A slightly conservative school with a mostly white population. Among the usual groups of preps, emos, jocks, etc. there is also rednecks, so that is unique. Less drugs/crimes/fights then most high schools. chewing tabaco is left in the drinking fountains all of the time though. an ok party life. academics are good. spirit assemblies happen almost every week, so that can get very annoying. school spirit is stressed in this school. also, for some reason, there is a very good sense of humor in this school.
"how about lets go to dairy queen or something because i don't want to go to another tumwater high school assembly, holy shit"

"yeah tumwater high school! yeah tbirds!"

"i am 6 chapters behind in ap world history for the exam in may because of all of these assemblies in tumwater high school that shorten the class times"

"fuck this assembly, i'm leaving tumwater high school to go home"

"hey a redneck at tumwater high school"
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Tumwater High School 

High School in Tumwater, Washington, much more white and redneck than any surrounding schools in the Olympia area. Most kids are bitchy about masks and drive around with trump and thin blue line flags. Arts programs are horrible, sports are great. Academics are about on par.
Oh, you go to Tumwater High School, so are you a stoner then?

You headed to the Tumwater High School football game this Friday?

I heard some redneck dipshit over at Tumwater High School said some really racist stuff last week.
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