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Tumwater High School 

A slightly conservative school with a mostly white population. Among the usual groups of preps, emos, jocks, etc. there is also rednecks, so that is unique. Less drugs/crimes/fights then most high schools. chewing tabaco is left in the drinking fountains all of the time though. an ok party life. academics are good. spirit assemblies happen almost every week, so that can get very annoying. school spirit is stressed in this school. also, for some reason, there is a very good sense of humor in this school.
"how about lets go to dairy queen or something because i don't want to go to another tumwater high school assembly, holy shit"

"yeah tumwater high school! yeah tbirds!"

"i am 6 chapters behind in ap world history for the exam in may because of all of these assemblies in tumwater high school that shorten the class times"

"fuck this assembly, i'm leaving tumwater high school to go home"

"hey a redneck at tumwater high school"
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Tumwater High School 

High School in Tumwater, Washington, much more white and redneck than any surrounding schools in the Olympia area. Most kids are bitchy about masks and drive around with trump and thin blue line flags. Arts programs are horrible, sports are great. Academics are about on par.
Oh, you go to Tumwater High School, so are you a stoner then?

You headed to the Tumwater High School football game this Friday?

I heard some redneck dipshit over at Tumwater High School said some really racist stuff last week.

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026