by Restiotiti June 22, 2016
Joe: Why can't you u-turn any faster? Bill: Because this Tub of Fuck is a truck. Yeah, my job sucks.
by xnaut1617 August 23, 2013
An extremely fat, obese piece of shit whom inhales like Kirby's special attack, sucking all of the oxygen out of the room thus suffocating all other inhabitants. Tub of fucks constantly wine about "fat shaming" and are generally delusional to their own size and how it affects those normal beings around them. In very rare cases they are considerate and well-liked human beings who go out of their way for the comfort of others, mindfully aware of how their bigness can be downright offensive and annoying to those of us who are not large as humanly possible.
Charlie: Dude, look at that nasty tub of fuck over there in the motorized scooter!
Phill: I'd kill myself if it sat next to me on a plane.
Look at that filthy tub of fuck over there with the cart full of ho-hos, Twinkies, and soda.
Imagine the stench from that tub of fuck's taint.
Fuck my life! Did that tub of fuck really just sit next to me? It better not keep trying to raise up the armrest.
Phill: I'd kill myself if it sat next to me on a plane.
Look at that filthy tub of fuck over there with the cart full of ho-hos, Twinkies, and soda.
Imagine the stench from that tub of fuck's taint.
Fuck my life! Did that tub of fuck really just sit next to me? It better not keep trying to raise up the armrest.
by TheRealKMoney August 3, 2021