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The real Spider-Man, who lives in Greeley, CO and is the greatest superhero of all time.
Girl #1: Hey what's that flying over Chick-fil-A?
Girl #2: That's Tristan Beilman the Amazing Spider-Man!!!!!!!!
Girl #1: Wow, he's so dreamy!
Girl #2: Dreamer than that mugshot guy! I wonder who he's saving now!
Girl #1: Actually, I think he's just getting a chicken sandwich.
Girl #2: He really IS the greatest superhero of all time! My hero!
by koolkatkid June 24, 2014
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