The elephant that comes to empty your trash every Tuesday...except when he's on vacation and is replaced with a trash badger.
"Dude, the Trash Elephant hasn't come to pick up our trash in 3 weeks! Time to take out the Trash Elephant gun! Wait! There he is now!'
"Please don't shoot me! i have a wife and 4 kids!" (Bam!) "Oh crap!"
"Please don't shoot me! i have a wife and 4 kids!" (Bam!) "Oh crap!"
by Monkeyman's Homeboy December 23, 2004