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Towelling 

to make someone cum while they are still wet immediately after a shower or bath, usually when lying on a bed, exhausted from a hot soaking

to cum while naked and wet
She got out of the shower, and I was ready to give her a towelling

She was soaking when she walked into the bedroom, all she wanted was a good towelling
Towelling by MonkeyBoots November 27, 2011
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Towelliee 

Best Ret/Prot Paladin US.

A Fucking Boss.

Considered a "legend" worldwide.

Sometimes comparable with the best Ret Paladin EU.
Arena.

Warlock: I hope we're against an easy comp.

Priest: Oh shit! We're against Towelliee!
Warlock: We may aswell leave.
Towelliee by Not Stano June 8, 2011
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Towelling squares

Towelling squares or (towelling nappies) as they are also known by and referred to as, are diapers made out of soft and fluffy 100% cotton terry towelling. Towelling squares are standard diapers in the U.K., and are traditionally used with pins and rubber pants just as our cloth diapers are here in Canada and the United States.
Mrs Johnson gathered up all three corners of her daughters towelling squares by pulling them snug and tight. She then swiftly pushed a nappy pin through the overlapped layers right at the very top centre front, and finished up by pulling on a pair of rubber pants over top.

While walking through the alleyway, I spotted a sagging clothesline with towelling squares and rubber pants hung up drying on it.
Chunky middle-aged black woman with a sassy attitude, who if interviewed in a Jenny Jones audience, would put her hands on her hips, shake her fat booty and holler, "Child, please!!!"
Check out that Tonella in the fried chicken line.
tonella by stiggywiggy March 22, 2005

batch towell

the material used to clean jism up after the act masterbation is complete
Joe hasnt washed his batch towell in weeks
batch towell by snowowl February 14, 2006

wet towelling 

Wrapping your penis (or penises) in a wet towel and having intercourse with it.
Ah bro have you ever tried wet towelling in the shower before?
wet towelling by DibblesJr. December 1, 2015

Towelling 

Two meanings:
1. beating someone comprehensively
2. gay locker room antics between homosexual men
1. I towelled that Pontiac at da lights
2. I towelled Gary\'s ass so good after the game
Towelling by Hozey April 26, 2005
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