touchpadwarrior 

A Hairy Man who likes to touch his pad.

Touchpadwarrior is too legendary.

touchpadwarrior by DeezNuterz August 21, 2020

TouchPadWarrior 

A sexy motherfucker who has red hair, drunks a shit ton of alcohol and farms mounts on World of Warcraft. Touchpadwarrior's enjoy saying things like "OoOoOoOoH LEGENDARY" and other things like "OoOoOh Champion you fuck my ass so nice". They also like to get drunk and wear murloc onesies and dance with their dogs, and they are also badass baristas and the best Arms Warrior that play on a muthafuggin Touchpad!

"Holy shit, Shamas looks like a Touchpadwarrior!"
"Is that a touchpadwarrior over there making coffee??"

TouchPadWarrior by Moistbois August 21, 2020