Total Holiday Mode (THM)

THM is an extreme version of Holiday Mode, where one feels that it is imperative to do absolutely no work and simply relax and have fun. This is most often applied to those on holiday or those who have been working way too hard for way too long.

There are several reasons for THM, such as long term stress, lack of relax time or work has just become too monotonous and you need a break to get away from it all and rethink your next steps in life.

One does not often mention THM in the presence of figureheads, such as one's boss or parents, however this can apply to just anyone.

Despite the joy that THM brings to oneself, one should be aware of the negative implications that comes with it. A student's grades can plumet as homework and studying is forgotten; and in the case of adults - you could lose your job. Withdrawal symptoms include possible depression as you dive back into work that has accumulated due to negligence from THM. Other side effects experienced while on THM is having to bury a vexed feeling very far behind one's mind as one tries to push away all thoughts of work that still has to be done. Also, when on THM, one often forgets the date, day of the week and (in more prolonged cases) the month.

Hulk: What day is it?

Fred Flintstone: Tuesday.

Hulk: No way! I thought it was Thursday. Wasn't it just Tuesday two days ago?

Fred Flintstone: Nah man, that was a week ago.

Hulk: Oh right. Well I'm on Total Holiday Mode (THM) right now. I worked too hard saving the world one crushing fist at a time last week.

Total Holiday Mode (THM) by mariobrothers August 2, 2013

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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