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squidward tortellini

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When it was the episode on SpongeBob Square Pants, when Patrick, SpongeBob, and Squidward were in a snail race. When Squidward grabbed the trophy it was Patrick who won.
"The first place snail racing cup presented to Squidward TORTELLINI!!!

alaskan tortellini 

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it is when you jizz in a condom tie it in a knot and then freeze it. And then you throw it at some one.
Alejandro enjoys making alaskan tortellini with his mom.
alaskan tortellini by mikeydingo November 21, 2009

Tortellini Transition 

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When one is fucking and decides to change the holes, the period in between fucking each hole is called a tortellini transition.
Aye I was fucking Mary the other day and she sharted during the tortellini transition.
Tortellini Transition by DeadassMan January 18, 2017

Tortellini dick 

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When you have three or more men stuck their needle dicks inside of your chode and the nut shot burns through your cock.
Jerry: "Damn did you here that Scott had a tortellini dick last night?"
Jim: "Yeah I heard the nut got stuck in his urethra!"

Jerry: "Holy hell!!"
Tortellini dick by NightmareFuel13 January 15, 2019

Tootall 

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Abnormally large creature found in Hertfordshire, England.
Sometimes mistaken for big foot or the yeti. The public are generally warned to stay away from him as he is thought to be dangerous but he is usually seen with other people. Also known to do nothing but chest, back and arm work in the gym.
HOLY SHIT! what is that! must be the legendary tootall beast!
Tootall by muffinrape nomonom February 1, 2010

tootelage 

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1. Present tense of toot.

2. Past tense of [toot}

3. When farting immediately after someone else, you are deemed under the first farter's "tootelage."

4. When being subjected to the odor of someone else's fart, you are under the farter's "tootelage."
1. After farting, "Got some serious tootelage here."

2. After walking into a room immediately after a person rips a noxious fart, "Captain, sensors are detecting tootelage in this sector."

3. Being the second to fart, "I am under your tootelage now, but one day the student will become the master."

4. After Ayden rips a paint peeling fart he proudly proclaims, "You are all under my tootelage."
tootelage by Merriam Kiddo July 22, 2011
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mormon assault vehicle

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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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