Tom J

THICC

Tom J is very THICC

Tom J by Jordiewoo January 1, 2021

Tom JacksonChase

Literally the greatest Youtuber on earth.
This guy access to all Google drive sauce and he got a massive donkey in this pants.
He is the pioneers of 333 subs from Rhymastic, and he owns hololive.

Guy1: Ya know Tom JacksonChase?
Guy2: Yessir, his cringy name makes all the thicc girls wet.

Tom JacksonChase by DucHuy-peasant February 28, 2022

Tom Job 

A vague act supposedly similar to a BJ, although thought to be very violent and vigorous... exact definition can be decided by provider and receiver. Only available for Toms.

"Did you hear about tom?"
"He got a tom job didn't he?!... what actually is it?"
...."you've heard of sodomy?"

Tom Job by M1LKY <3 September 26, 2011

Tom Jonesing 

The incredible urge to listen to Tom Jones. Usually occurs after a moment where someones actions force a Tom Jones song to mind.

*Female coworker burps*

"Woah, woah, woah, she's a lady" (best if sung out loud in response)

'Damnit, now im Tom Jonesing for some 'Thunderball''

Tom Jonesing by Muff Potter February 9, 2014

Tom Jones 

To Watch/Obtain gay porn on your mobile device.

Are you watching Tom Jones?

Tom Jones really turns me on.

I LOVE TOM JONES!

Tom Jones by Amahopeless May 2, 2011

Tom Jones Theory

This theory becomes manifest when, during a conversation with another, apparently socialized north american inhabitant, it is realized that one of the two interlocutors is somehow unaware of a concept or topic that all such socialized people know, such as being familiar with the entertainer Tom Jones. The theory is predicated on the potential for someone to simply never encounter the concept or topic while otherwise having full social intergration.

Kevin: "So, you're telling me that you've never heard of 'The Eagles'? They are like one of the most popular bands of the last thirty years. Man, that's some serious Tom Jones Theory action there."

David: "No. Never heard of them. Is their music good?"

Kevin: "Not at all, but that's not the point."

Tom Jones Theory by Huey Long August 14, 2009

White Tom Jones 

A white person who tries to stay in good standing with black people even if it involves slamming his/ her own race. (especially, if prior to doing it, he/ she says that they hate to do it.)

Chad Dukes constantly poses as a White Tom Jones by referring that the "white man" is always looking out for their own and constantly bringing down the "black man."

White Tom Jones by dc sports talk April 9, 2010