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Titties The Tortoise 

A nickname for Ms. Hamster's pet. He always manages to escape his cage and climbs up trees, waiting to commit suicide by flipping upside down. When it's winter he goes brain dead until he somehow reincarnates himself when spring comes around.
I have got a pet here who loves sleeping.

It's a tortoise!
It's titties the tortoise!
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