Tinch a loaf
Sitting on the hopper in the company bathroom with your iPod, playing games, reading email, and generally avoiding work, all under the guise of taking a dump.
HR rep: "Where's Jeff?" Salesperson: "I think he went to tinch a loaf. He should be back in about 20 minutes."
Tinch a loaf by theroochy December 9, 2009
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