thots and players 

2019 version of “thoughts and prayers”.

“Thots and players” are what millennials give to gawd, and hoes we don’t like much.

Her: “I’m dating your ex now.”

Me: “Well...thots and players, bish.

thots and players by PolarisTarot March 18, 2019

Thots and players 

phrase used when you want to mock the idea of sending "thoughts and prayers" to someone less deserving.

a sarcastic, intentionally ironic spin on the phrase "thoughts and prayers"
phrase meaning well wishes for a true playa or trap queen when they get caught up in the game or get chipped.

person 1: "aye yo! you heard about Mookie and Shanel? they got pinched last night iver at the spot. they prolly lookin at a couple dimes cause you know they aint snitchin."
person 2: "damn. for real?! man, thots and players."

Thots and players by Pope1980 October 5, 2020

Thots and Players 

A somehow Less sincere version of "Thoughts and Prayers".

Oh, your racist, republican, covid denier grandpa got Coronavirus? Thots and players man, thots and players

Thots and Players by ParkerKills October 24, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016