thots and players

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2019 version of “thoughts and prayers”.

“Thots and players” are what millennials give to gawd, and hoes we don’t like much.

Her: “I’m dating your ex now.”

Me: “Well...thots and players, bish.

thots and players by PolarisTarot March 18, 2019

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Thots and players

phrase used when you want to mock the idea of sending "thoughts and prayers" to someone less deserving.

a sarcastic, intentionally ironic spin on the phrase "thoughts and prayers"
phrase meaning well wishes for a true playa or trap queen when they get caught up in the game or get chipped.

person 1: "aye yo! you heard about Mookie and Shanel? they got pinched last night iver at the spot. they prolly lookin at a couple dimes cause you know they aint snitchin."
person 2: "damn. for real?! man, thots and players."

Thots and players by Pope1980 October 5, 2020

Thots and Players

A somehow Less sincere version of "Thoughts and Prayers".

Oh, your racist, republican, covid denier grandpa got Coronavirus? Thots and players man, thots and players

Thots and Players by ParkerKills October 24, 2020

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026