A large razor teeth demon from the lowest depths of hell that takes it's victims and twists them in a crooked way. Only GOD knows why the absolute fuck kids would make a song about this thing.
Sally: "There was the crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile."
*Goes towards John while singing*
John: Fuck off demon summoner.
*Goes towards John while singing*
John: Fuck off demon summoner.
by Sugardaddy52 February 26, 2021