The bitchy K

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When someone responds K to a very important/serious problem of yours. The bitchy K also signifes that the person does not care about you or your problem that much at that point of time.

Text conversation between Miranda and Anne.

Miranda: Omg i dont know if i should go to Lana's party. No one i like is gonna be there, but I'm one of Lana's best friends. You have to come with me
Anne: K.
Miranda: Dont give me the bitchy K! This is a serious situation!!!

The bitchy K by Monique Lester July 23, 2014

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Kick the bitch out of you

To kick one's ass so terribly that their bitchy attitude vanishes for all eternity.

Shaniqua, don't make me kick the bitch out of you.

Kick the bitch out of you by EmpireCrowning May 11, 2014

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Kicked in the bitch.

Female equivalent to getting kicked in the balls.

Damn, that girl got kicked in the bitch.

Kicked in the bitch. by Smithybitch August 30, 2016

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pissiest bitch in the kitchen

Gordon Ramsey

Who is the pissiest bitch in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsey of course.

pissiest bitch in the kitchen by Tropico9720 May 30, 2016

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bitch swallowed the kids

When a girl cares so much about how you feel that she takes a load of cum down her throat. It is not only sexy but unbelievably considerate.

Last night was awesome, the bitch swallowed the kids and she choked, but I got my nut so its all good.

bitch swallowed the kids by H Dubs May 15, 2008

Krissy the slaying bitch

Krissy the slaying bitch is a bitch and he slays all the days way and he is a just a call mf with a long as dick that no one but kalidescope slay slay bark bark renegade the third can ride and he just cant be stopped he is just next level

Krissy the slaying bitch is hella hot

Krissy the slaying bitch by Kris the slaying human April 19, 2023

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The fattest bitch on planet earth is now known

She weighs about 7,328,324,643,872 pounds, and she has a moustache, and aaron hates her. And he tries to eagles beak her b/c her other womanly parts are not good enough. ahhhhhhh! Jessica is so fat that when she walks..
aaron shouts "EARTHQUAKE!" and then he runs into his underground cave with all his choloz, and lives happily ever after. =(

The fattest bitch on planet earth is now known

The fattest bitch on planet earth is now known by jessicaisugly6609 May 27, 2010

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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