To perform the Real Amazing Race you must first start by chugging a bottle of liquid laxatives. Once you have polished off the bottle start as soon as possible to masturbate. The challenge is to see if you can masturbate and finish before you shit yourself.
Ex: 1

"Did you watch CBS's Amazing Race last night?"
"No, but I did try to complete The Real Amazing Race."
"What is that?"
"Dude, urbandictionary that shit, its unbelievable."


"Where you able to pull off The Real Amazing Race?"
"No dude, there was shit everywhere and then because of that I threw up all over my dick."
by Patty Kane March 24, 2010