The Princeton Review 

A series of sexual activities in a certain order.

1. Kissing (French) (GED)
- Once you have French Kissed you have passed.
2. Groping (Feeling Up) (PSAT)
- Once both parties have felt all 'Fun" parts you have passed.
3. Fingering and/or Hand Job (Hands Only) (ACT)
- Once both parties have preformed for a 1 minute each you have passed.
4. Going Down and/or Blow Job (Oral Sex) (SAT)
- Once oral has been preformed for 3 minutes on each person you have passed. (Save time and do a 69!)
5. Anal Sex (Use a Rubber) (AP)
- Go for 5 minutes and you have passed, but don't cum early!
6. Normal Sex (Missionary & Cowboy) (LSAT)
- Once you get one partner to orgasm you have passed, most likely the guy.
7. Orgasm (Climax) (MCAT)
- Once you get the other partner to orgasm you have passed, most likely the girl. This is all or nothing! Do what you must to make her climax! If she doesn't cum, you don't pass the MCATs!

Once you have completed all the steps in order, you can say you have completed The Princeton Review.

Wow! I can't believe you finished The Princeton Review in 20 minutes! It took me at least 45 minutes, and I almost failed the MCATs.

The Princeton Review by ExpertEntrepreneur August 4, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012